#slugger-virgo

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What's up, cock sucker?
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Hey what’s up dick rider

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Who the fuck are you? Who the fuck are you pulling dick rider?
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bitch you LMFAOOO

you called me a cock sucker

i was keeping the joke going

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It's a term of endearment. Dick Ryder is never a term of endearment, those are fucking fighting words.
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I'm gonna, I'm gonna get all fuckin' slug-a-vill on your ass. I'm gonna get all my family members to fuck you up, Virgo. You think you're tough with your cowboy profile picture? Bitch, you're from fuckin' Rockback Mountain. And I'm from Slug-a-Vill. They're gonna get fuckin' slugged.
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oh

are you actually mad at me 😭

i thought we were fucking around

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Virgo, Virgo, this is a bit. I'm just gonna let you know now, this is a bit. Do you really think I'm being serious with Slug-A-Ville? Do you think Slugger from Slug-A-Ville is like me actually being mad?
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You yeah like I Had to break This was the first time I think I've ever broken character just because you I had to tell you that this is a bit You made me break character so I could tell you it's a character
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LMFAOOO

well yea i knew you were just joking but like i hadn’t heard you talk normally until rn 💀

anywho what are you thinking for this tribal

voting for me over that is crazy

but ok

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It's a freaking slight bow. It's a freaking slight
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I'm getting messages from my slugger family They're like you you can't let that Virgo you can't let him get away with it my cocksucker. I'm not That's light of being called a dick writer that has started wars with a slugger family before it It's over
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You've got to get sent to the freakin' Slugger County Jail. Sluggerville County Jail is where sluggers go to fuckin' become slugger men. And you need to become a slugger man right now. Can't go around calling people dick riders. You have- you have dishonored the slugger name.
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i hate straight white men omg

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Hey Virgo, we fucking, we ain't white, we Italian.
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i’m ngl i almost fell on the floor when you said slugger county jail 💀 😭